Funny “senior moment” Joke

They weren’t in my pockets.  Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.


Frantically, I headed for the car park.


My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car’s ignition.


He was afraid that the car could be stolen.

As I looked around the car park, I realized he was right.


The car park was empty. I immediately called the police.


I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the  car, and  that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:………….“I  left my keys in the car and

it’s been stolen.”

There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.

“Are you kidding me?”  he barked, “I  dropped you off!”

Now  it was my turn to be silent……….  Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me.”

“I will,,, as soon as I convince this police officer that I didn’t steal your damn car!”

Welcome to the silver years…